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PostSubject: Typing speed -50 points   Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:15 am

{
Semicomatose uses chainsaw on Log
CRITICAL HIT! Log takes 500 damage.
Log uses Gravity. Log Dies.
Gravity hits Semicomatose's foot for 100 Damage.
Semicomatose is afflicted by Limp.
}

{
Semicomatose uses Splitting Maul on Log round.
Log uses "Freshly cut"
Splitting Maul is deflected!
Semicomatose suffers 80 damage.
Semicomatose is Afflicted by Sprained Wrist.
Semicomatose Flee's the battle!
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PostSubject: Re: Typing speed -50 points   Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:47 am

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PostSubject: Re: Typing speed -50 points   Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:14 am

Well, right now I'm cutting logs into firewood for a living. (I know, it sucks, but I need something to pay rent after I got fired from T-Mobile). And I had one log propped up perpendicular to another so that it was on an angle, and i could use a chainsaw to cut rounds off of it. Well, I was getting tired, and I wasn't watching my feet position, and i cut off a round (weighs about 100lbs) and it landed edge first on my foot. So, I can barely walk by limping around.

After that however, I did continue trying to work, by splitting the rounds with what is called a "Splitting Maul". It's almost like an Axe, but it is a LOT heavier, and has a wider head. It wedges to wood apart to split it, instead of chopping it apart. Well, I went to split one round, still tired, but now also in a lot of pain, And I failed to notice how green the wood was. (means it's very young, fresh.) If you have ever split wood before, you know what this means....The wood DOESN'T split unless you use real wedges. Well, I tried using the maul, and surprise surprise the maul simply deflected/bounced off, and I managed to sprain my wrist from that.

So, I fled and decided to call it a day at only 1 cord completed =/ ...I don't know how I'm going to work tomorrow, I'll just need to go buy a couple tensor bandages tonight I suppose.
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PostSubject: Re: Typing speed -50 points   Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:17 am

Btw, that whole post was done with the mastery of left handed typing, because the right hand is sprained of course! sheesh...what were you thinking...also hence the topic title.
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PostSubject: Re: Typing speed -50 points   Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:58 am

LMFAO that was just fucking funny shit right there bro hahahaha

but i feel for ya i to have done damage to myself trying to split "green" wood Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Typing speed -50 points   Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:02 am

Wooooo! I'm back to being able to form a fist with my right hand! Smile Still not too much dexterity, not enough to compete on CoD4 anytime soon....But it's a start. I'm hoping to be able to play perfect world this weekend. Only a couple more days...

Oh, and I am quite aware that a sprain normally isn't this bad, but going out and working the next day really didn't help. By the end of the day I had 0% accuracy, and my boss was getting worried, lol. Next thing you know I'd hit my own foot! So I just chilled today. This computer can't handle any games, or vent unfortunately. Hell, it crashes if I try playing a flash game. But as soon as I get home I'll talk to my landlord about the internet, see what's up, and get the game rolling!

And comon guys, I want more updates/impressions on Perfect World. you ARE beta testers you know! Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Typing speed -50 points   Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:39 am

Oh i thought you were saying you played requiem... and realized that Gravity can hurt you with their game. Hence the limp from playing a game from a horrible compnay. Gravity wins again.
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