Hell, at least ya'll had snow, we got the melted kind here, otherwise known as RAIN! Gawd, I haven't seen a REAL snow in years. YEARS I say! Last time I saw any of the powdery, cold, white stuff was back in my military days in good ole' "Rotten" Groton, Connecticut. Ah, the epically cold waterfront and freezing winds of a 8 hour watch in a Humvee at the front gates after Sept. 11 was.... teh sux0rs. Or, mustering at 4 AM when the temperature outside freezing balls cold, but warm enough to where the freezing rain pelting you in the face hasn't turned to snow.

Hell had officially frozen over back then.